{"id":86,"date":"2011-11-13T19:07:18","date_gmt":"2011-11-14T01:07:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2011-11-13T19:07:18","modified_gmt":"2011-11-14T01:07:18","slug":"driven-to-distraction","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"Driven to Distraction"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love tourist season in Branson.\u00a0 I love meeting people who are visiting here, I love the economic opportunity it provides for my community, and I love the entertainment options it provides for this area.<\/p>\n<p>My question is, how can so many of these tourists have never driven on a road before coming to Branson?<\/p>\n<p>I understand taking your time, looking for street signs, trying to follow directions.\u00a0 Heck, I do the same when I&#8217;m in a strange place.\u00a0 That part doesn&#8217;t bother me.<\/p>\n<p>What I don&#8217;t understand are the drivers who have apparently never seen a roundabout&#8230;..or don&#8217;t know what a YIELD sign means&#8230;&#8230;or have never been in a &#8220;turn only&#8221; lane&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Please, if you miss your turn, don&#8217;t come to a dead stop in the middle of the street while you decide what to do.<\/p>\n<p>Please, if you&#8217;re completely thrown by the roundabout, just go around a couple of times while you figure it out, but don&#8217;t weave back and forth between the turn lanes and the thru lanes, slamming on the brakes at every exit.<\/p>\n<p>Please, don&#8217;t panic when you realize that you&#8217;re in a lane that is right turn only (just like the signs have said for the last 3\/4 mile) and jerk your car into the left lane&#8230;..there are very likely other cars already there.\u00a0 Just turn right, then turn around.\u00a0 There&#8217;s really no reason to act like you&#8217;re turning off the edge of a cliff.\u00a0 You&#8217;ll survive that wrong turn, I promise.<\/p>\n<p>To the gentleman on the receiving end of my top o&#8217; the lungs question &#8220;What part of RIGHT TURN ONLY do you not understand?&#8221;, because I&#8217;m pretty sure you heard me, I apologize.\u00a0 My outburst wasn&#8217;t really aimed at you; you just took the brunt of my frustration over the dozen or so other inept drivers I had encountered over the past hour.\u00a0 I&#8217;m better now, and promise to work on my patience and deep breathing exercises through the rest of the tourist season.<\/p>\n<p>Welcome to Branson.\u00a0 I&#8217;m glad you&#8217;re here, I really am.\u00a0 I just think you might have a more relaxing vacation if you call a cab.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love tourist season in Branson.\u00a0 I love meeting people who are visiting here, I love the economic opportunity it provides for my community, and I love the entertainment options it provides for this area. My question is, how can &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/?p=86\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-just-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87,"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/87"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/blog.thekarmafarmer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}